Engraved or Personalized Alloy Shaft Golf Putter Gifts and gag gifts from Angus MacKay Clubmakers

Angus MacKay
Clubmakers, Ltd.

"Midnight" Putters - Black Alloy Shafts
Pre-Engraved: $29.95 Create your OWN engraving: $39.95

Ship next business day!
Pre-engraved alloy shaft putters that deliver exactly the message you want!

Playable "golfers' greeting cards"!
Special Prices from $29.95

Last Minute Golf Gift!
Get several! Quantity discounts! Golf outings!

Laser-engraved right down the front of the shaft!

Golf Humor & Golfers' Greetings

Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, retirement gifts, gag gifts, friendship (and some occasions when you just want to be downright NASTY) !
(If you wish to order more than one, please send multiple orders or CALL US - (it's easier!)
888-774-0991
Quantity discounts begin at 6 units

1st.... Select your putter head & grip combination:
(If you wish to order more than one, please send multiple orders or CALL US - (it's easier!)
888-774-0991
Mix & Match! Quantity discounts:
6-19 units - 10% 20-49 units -12% 50 or more - 15%

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"MIDNIGHT" Soft-Face 2-Way "Slipper" (Use right or left-handed)	$29.95 SELECT
"Midnight" Offset Right-Hand	$29.95 SELECT
"Midnight" Offset Left-Hand	$29.95 SELECT

Next.... Select your Engraving
Our Pre-engraved Lineup (or create your own for $10.00 additional):
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OCCASION

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Retirement

"My worst day on the course still beats my best day at the office"
John Hallisey

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It is time I stepped aside for a younger and less capable man

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Happy Retirement! Time to go hit some balls and stop busting ours!

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Gone golfin' .... back by dark-thirty

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Born to Golf - Forced to Work

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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

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"Golf is a day spent in strenuous idleness" William Wordsworth

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I've spent most of my life golfing ... the rest I've just wasted

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My company gave me this putter but I can't remember why

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This is the last time we'll give you the "shaft"!

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"Old executives don't retire, they just putter around"

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"Old Doctors don't retire, they just putter around"

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"I would rather play golf and break even, than work hard and come out ahead"
Mike Donald

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"Work is the thing that interferes with golf"
Frank Dane

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40thBirthday

Happy 40th Birthday!	SELECT
Quiet! Senior Citizen Putting	SELECT
To the 40 year-old guy who makes my heart putter!	SELECT
Presented to The World's Worst Putter on His 40th Birthday	SELECT
Presented to The World's Worst Putter on Her 40th Birthday	SELECT
World's Greatest 40 Year-Old Dad	SELECT
World's Greatest 40 Year-Old Mom	SELECT

50thBirthday

Happy 50th Birthday!	SELECT
Quiet! Senior Citizen Putting	SELECT
To the 50 year-old guy who makes my heart putter!	SELECT
Presented to The World's Worst Putter on His 50th Birthday	SELECT
Presented to The World's Worst Putter on Her 50th Birthday	SELECT
World's Greatest 50 Year-Old Dad	SELECT
World's Greatest 50 Year-Old Mom	SELECT

60thBirthday

Happy 60th Birthday!	SELECT
Quiet! Senior Citizen Putting	SELECT
To the 60 year-old guy who makes my heart putter!	SELECT
Presented to The World's Worst Putter on His 60th Birthday	SELECT
Presented to The World's Worst Putter on Her 60th Birthday	SELECT
World's Greatest 60 Year-Old Dad	SELECT
World's Greatest 60 Year-Old Mom	SELECT

All Birthdays

"May you live long enough to shoot your age"
Old English Golfing Toast

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Quiet! Senior Citizen Putting

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Happy Birthday from the one who loves your strokes!

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"The game of life isn't over 'til the last putt drops"
Sam Snead (paraphrased)

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To the guy that makes my heart putter!

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Old golfers never die...they just lose their balls

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Convalescence

Hope you're up and puttin' around real soon!

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Friendship

"The friends you make on the golf course are the friends you make for life"
J. Valentine

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Sex

"What is there in life but golf and girls?"
Jim Colbert

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"Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off" Chi Chi Rodriguez

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"Golf & sex are the only things that you can enjoy without being good at it"
J. Demaret

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"Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs: you know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her" Val Doonican

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Marriage

"If I had to choose between my wife and my putter? Well, I'd miss her"
Gary Player

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Alcohol

"If you drink, don't drive ... don't even putt!"
Dean Martin

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"Never putt until the hole stops moving"
Bruce Lansky

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Putting

Real golfers don't miss putts - they get robbed"
Dick Emmons

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All aspects of this putter are fully guaranteed, with the exception of the operator"
Angus MacKay

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"Even God Has To Practice His Putting" Old Golf Saying

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"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing"
Phyllis Diller

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"A gimme is an agreement between two guys who can't putt."
Jim Bishop

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"Nice Putt, Alice"

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Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting"
Peter Dobereiner

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Presented to The World's Worst Putter

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"My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt"
Lord Robertson

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The Ol' "Billy Barue"
Caddy Shack

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Valentines Day

To the guy that makes my heart putter

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Happy Valentines Day from the one who loves your strokes!

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Christmas

Stolen from Santa's Bag

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To the guy that makes my heart putter

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Merry Christmas from the one who loves your strokes!

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Philosophy

"The same people who gave us golf and called it a game also gave us bagpipes and called it music"

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"Golf is the worst damn fun anybody ever had"
Cy Manier

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"They call it golf because the other four-letter words were taken" Raymond Floyd

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"It is almost impossible to remember how tragic this world is when one is playing golf" Robert Lynd

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"Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses" Adlai Stevenson

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"All I've got against golf is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse."
Erik Linklater

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"Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad" A.A. Milne

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"Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins"
James Reston

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"If God didn't want man to have mulligans, balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve"
Dan Jenkins

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Fathers

World's Greatest Dad

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Mothers

World's Greatest Mom

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Grandfathers

World's Greatest Grandpa

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General

To the guy that makes my heart putter

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From the one who loves your strokes!

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Angus MacKay Clubmakers, Ltd.
P.O. Box 588
Perrysville, OH 44864
Toll-Free 888-774-0991

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